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Cosmic Monster

by DarthMajo and DarthCosmos

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The Universe Is NOT what you Think it is and Some will not trust! Each country is different, has rules that are not free! Humans; Extinct! What do you think? This world is not Your kingdom now! You are not king! The Universe has an ending. Don't sell your stuff It's just a waist! The Universe Is NOT what you Think it is and Some will not trust! Each country is different, has rules that are not free! Humans; Extinct! (What do you think? This world is not Your kingdom now! You are not king! The Universe has an ending. Don't sell your stuff It's just a waist!) The Universe Is NOT what you Think it is and Some will not trust! Each country is different, has rules that are not free! Humans; Extinct! What do you think? This world is not Your kingdom now! You are not king! The Universe has an ending. Don't sell your stuff It's just a waist! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The Universe, Is NOT what you think! The Universe, Is NOT what you think!
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THE mechanical PROblem in the deer FACTory in two THOUsand Nine hundred Bc will teach the HUmans a lesson TO stop cloning deer! THE mechanic died! DEERS falling from the HEATer room will face EXplotions in their FACTory of death! HELLish deer fleeing FROM your lousy face! FOOTprints everywhere! THE slaves are dying! The destruction will face oblivion! DEATH! The destruction will face oblivion! DEATH! THE mechanical PROblem in the deer FACTory in two THOUsand Nine hundred Bc will teach the HUmans a lesson TO stop cloning deer! THE mechanic died! DEERS falling from the HEATer room will face EXplotions in their FACTory of death! HELLish deer fleeing FROM your lousy face! FOOTprints everywhere! THE slaves are dying! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Prisoners died, Some still remain. The clocks: ticking before the death! Some have thoughs of escaping the hell! Tip-toeing to cells to free friends. Guards searching for free prisoners. Prisoners: armed! To kill the guards! Tip-toeing to cells to free friends. Guards searching, Guards searching, Guards searching for free prisoners. Prisoners: armed! To kill the guards. AHHHHHH!!! To kill the guards. To kill the guards. To kill the guards. AHHHHHHH!!!! The massacre! Every guard: slain! The resistance: Crimes are made, Crimes are made, Crimes made again! Apocalypse! Evil leaders! Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Apocalypse, YEAH! The General: Makes the order, To kill these, To kill these, To kill these guys! The guns: loaded! Blood on the walls! The massacre! Every guard: slain! The resistance: Crimes are made, Crimes are made, Crimes made again! Apocalypse! Evil leaders! Apocalypse! Apocalypse! Apocalypse, YEAH! DOOM ON YOU!
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ARGH!!! My mouth smells so bad! I ate an onion, and now it smells like crap! I guess it's good for my body, but not to my friends! Onions are bad for SMELL! Why why why is my mouth so thirsty!? EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I drank a Pepsi and something came out! It's really loud and doesn't seem cool Because everyone is looking at me like a clown! It also stinks like a fart and junk together, So it smells like I never took a shower! BLAUEEEHHHHOOOHHOAAAAAA!!!! I started to fart because I ate some beans! Oh boy, it smells worse than rotten eggs! (Fart noises and giggles) The food is so hot, I have tears flying out! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!!! I want to spit it out, but then everyone will throw up! (Crying noises) NOOO!!! I'm not crying that bad! I got a runny nose from salsa! (sniff sniff) NNNNNRRRRRRR!!!! I'm chocking! I'm chocking! I'm chocking! I took too much food in my mouth! Somebody, help me! People has died, by eating food! Has died, People has died, by eating food! Ahh, I ate too much. I'm full.
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Smash, Smash, Smash! The Owls are smashing their heads on the ground, because the toilet paper ran out, you killed trees to make random idiotic rooms, also why'd you make CARS!?!??!?!? ANIMALS DON"T USE EM! LOOK AT THE ROAD, SEE THE BLOODY SQURRELS!!!! YOU ACTED LIKE THEY ARE TaRgEt PrAtIcEs! (Smashing Pillow) Smash, toilet paper ran out! Smash, Smash, Smash! The Owls are smashing their heads on the ground, because the toilet paper ran out, you killed trees to make random idiotic rooms, also why'd you make CARS!?!??!?!? ANIMALS DON"T USE EM! LOOK AT THE ROAD, SEE THE BLOODY SQURRELS!!!! YOU ACTED LIKE THEY ARE TaRgEt PrAtIcEs!
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Arrgh! There's no escape! Everything has made the Devil angry! He throws his onions against his wall! He throws his onions against his wall! He still throws his onions against his bedroom wall! The teddy bears are burning! The teddy bears are burning! They are burning! (AGHHHH!!!) THEY ARE BURNING!!! (AGGHHH!!!) RAAAAAAAAAA!!! (AGGGHHH!!!) Yet as much as they burn, the Devil can't go calm. Yet as much as they burn, the Devil can't go calm. Yet as much as they burn, the Devil can't go calm. Can't go calm. The flames makes it to the surface and starts oblivion! Villages starts to burn, making populations go down! Making populations drop! So many things known, has fell! And, so many things are lost! What is hope!? What is hope?! Many has started to pray! Many has started to pray! Yeah! So many has started to pray! The Devil's grin, has grew! The Devil's grin, has grew! The Devil's grin, has grew! The Devil's grin, has grew! The Devil's grin, has grew! The Devil's grin, The Devil's grin, has grew! Everyone's rescue has came! The Native Americans has marched! The fire is put out! The Devil: upset! The process will happen soon again!
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The simple gravestone; Has been left untouched! Living people: dumb! Zombies equals smart! They rose from the grave! They march to the town! They knock on the doors, Only to teach kids! Parents ignore them, It is past midnight! They smash doors. They shoot doors. They bomb doors. They make doors. They break doors. As they march inside, people start to scream! They pull out chalkboards and they start to teach! English, Science, Math! History is taught! They smash doors. They shoot doors. They bomb doors. They make doors. They break doors. The day comes. It's time to go to the grave. Zombies taught everything in the world, yet we still have mistakes from those who never learn. The grave that will teach thousands! (The grave that will teach thousands!)

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A non-serious album by DarthMajo and DarthCosmos, which was all a bunch of random jams with lyrics added after.

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released February 29, 2012

Produced and Engineered by: DarthMajo
Recorded at: DarthMajo Studio
Mixed by: DarthMajo
Mastered by: DarthMajo
Album Design: DarthCosmos

Instruments: First Act Guitars, Boss Pedals, Ibanez Amps, Yamaha Recorders, (Random Wooden Recorder), Casio Pianos, Pearl Drums, Zildjian Cymbals, VIC FIRTH drum sticks, DW Bass Pedals, Audio-Technica Vocal Dynamic Mics, Samson Vocal Dynamic Mics, Behringer Mixers, Audacity, and GIMP.

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